Mummy, n00bs are scary! Make them go away!




` .ciingLe.n.LOViin.itt. SINGLE, not ciingLe! Freak!

` .mood.SWiiNGS. I sincerely hope that it isn't considered 'hip' to type like that.


` .mah.GHURRLfwenx.ALOT. NO!

` .everiithiin.dat.siimply.cums.to.ma..HEART.. What is it with the fullstops? Oh gosh, the 'cums' remark nearly cracked me up.


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` .pple.who.tok.boud.mah.L0veD.ones. Fcuk off, sweetheart.

` .Liiarz Extra 'i's are stupid.