She always seemed like the lackey to me, the stooge, the sidekick. I think she's pathetic, the way she disses us and licks their boots. She always bought boots she couldn't fit in, but paraded around in them, looking like a grovelling clown. Stooge stooge stooge. I can't believe it, they way I used to almost admire her. Pretentious, petty- argh.
I like our toilet paper; it's got turquoise dolphin prints on it. Prettay.
Toilet visits are now much anticipated. Yo baby, it's wipe-ass time!
Ahaha. Both meanings, I'm literally ambiguous.
FIGURE. THAT. OUT.
I mean, wait... nah.
I can't wait to graduate.
I'm getting designs. On blogs.
No, I mean-
OMFG, Relient K rocks.
will our jokes still be funny
Cai hua, kai men...
I miss Zhonghua, all of a sudden.
Dolphin-print toilet paper.
