Of course, you poor wonderful people! Feeling lonely, upset, neglected, alone, ostracized by your friends? Well, fret not! Stacy's always here with a smile to ease your aching heart! Pour out your troubles to her and weep and wail, she won't mind because she's just that saintly! Isn't it just great? A sympathy robot to confide in? Anytime you need a friend, just msn her! She's always online anyway! She won't expect anything in return anyway.
Just for you to listen to her and not change the subject abruptly when it's her turn to rant like you did.