Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Online Lingerer
You're not a complete netaholic as you do live most of your life away from the web. But you sometimes spend a little more time on the web than is probably good for you. The internet is fantastic, there's no doubt about that and there's nothing wrong at all with the odd surf around, especially looking your most favourite site (Teens, obv). Problem is, it can be a tad addictive for some people who end up unable to tear themselves away from their virtual world, even when they could be doing fun/useful/important stuff in the real world. Just keep a check on it.

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Not true! And that is possible...how?

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Wicked White-liar
You wouldn’t look someone in the eye and say pink is yellow, but you’re a wizz at those weany white porkies. Whether it’s to get out of trouble (“It was like that when I found it”) or to bag that bit of extra kudos (“and so I told Brenda the bully to bog off or else”), you often find those little lies too tempting to resist. Mostly your lies are so subtle you get away with it. But every now and then you get sussed and afterwards people think twice before trusting you. Worth remembering next time feel a fib coming on. .

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I'm not a good liar. Really. But I lie.

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Maid Marion, Little John, The Sheriff, Robin Hood
You are essentially a contented person, even if you consider yourself a little superior. You are moral by your own standards, for you believe that morality is what best suits the occasion.
Men: You are sexually uninhibited, more romantic than you may appear, and more dependent on the approval of others than you care to admit.
Women: You like being a woman, you understand what love is, and frankly enjoy sex.
This combination represents 10% of total, 9% of men and 11% of women.

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Really? Hm. Different but interesting.
http://www.personalityquiz.net/test/robinhood.htm

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If the pig is drawn:
Toward the middle, you are a realist.
-That's true-

Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates.
Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.
-Of the two, I didn't know which to choose. I only drew it facing front because I didn't know how to draw a pig otherwise... But it's true, though I also don't have a strong sense of family and don't remember dates-

With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker.
-Not true!-

With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.
-I'm secure. I'm stubborn. Stick to my ideals? For the most part, I guess-

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. The bigger the better.
-Right... Kind of accurate.-

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life!!!! (And again more is better!).
-I didn't draw a tail. =/

Get the quiz from: http://www.personalityquiz.net/test/potbellypig.htm

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31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful & practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest...Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over it if that trust is ever broken.

A long time to get over broken trust? I'm not so sure about that, but maybe.

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1) The lizard symbolizes the "reflection of your life".
2) The lion symbolizes the "character of your life partner".
3) b) knock before going in means "ready for relationships"
4) This question means "your generosity....the more you light up, the more generous you are" Answer: Five
5) You are "flexible"
6) This actually shows your "hospitality". The more the better!
My answer: Zero!
7) Depends on what you say, this refers to the "material of your heart"
Haha, ceramic.
8) This refers to the "amount of love that you will give to your partner"
Half? No sense here.
9) Speed actually refers to your "sex drive"
Riight...
10) The number of swans, refer to the "number of best friends you have"
My answer: Zero! How true. (:
11) b) This means "that you think before you act"
12) This refers to the "first words you will say on your wedding night"
Whew?
13) This 3 words describe "your point of view to love"
Tranquil, clear, unperturbed. Yeah right.
14) This 3 words describe "the sounds or kind of love-making you will have"
Since when was screwing compared to the sea?

Quiz at: http://www.personalityquiz.net/test/reflection.htm

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...indicates that you are shy and afraid to show your feelings, hesitant...indicates that you are a shy, idealistic person who does not find it easy to have relationships, especially intimate ones...indicates that you are a talkative person, maybe even a busybody! ... indicates that you are a person who is uneconomical and talkative...indicates that you are rational, conservative, a person who adheres to conventions and traditions... (adheres to what?! no way)... indicates that you are a person who may be feeling depressed or have low self-esteem... indicates that you are not very original but very responsible, possibly in management...indicates that you are energetic, optimistic, and assertive...indicates that you are a person with an overdeveloped ego and a tendency to be bossy... (?!)...indicates that you are a person of strong but rigid will, obstinate but powerful.

My handwriting seems to point to me being talkative. Um?
http://www.personalityquiz.net/test/handwriting.htm

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Your score is 21-30: You made your way in this world in spite of all the obstacles you have faced. You have seen a lot more troubles than most people. You have had to deal with difficult people, ridiculous rules, and impetuous relationships. Love for you can be as intense as the fire on the face of the sun. You are either very calm on the inside when there is a lot of insanity around you or you shut people up and take charge. You can go to a movie by yourself without the need for someone to go with you. You are as comfortable alone as you are with others. You are angry at your parents and you can't change them. You are a great lover when you find that rare mate who is your equal, but otherwise your relationships have been short or frustrating. You have stayed too long with a partner you did not like. Life is a roller coaster, and you are finding ways to make the good times better. You LOVE sports or have taken drugs.

Really...

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reserved and quiet. does not like to share secrets.
do not care about personality, only looks. (no way)
optimistic
average
3/4 dedicated in a relationship
2 true loves in one life
someone shall be a good friend/lover I'll never forget. hm. =/
http://www.personalityquiz.net/test/medieval.htm

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