It shall be interesting to note that... that... I have lost my stapler. Shit.


Mind, it ain't no ordinary stapler.


I lost my eraser two months ago. My pencil lead broke and my mechanical pencil's outta lead, two months ago. I've survived.


Yes, on pens and rulers and staplers and scissors alone.


But I cannot live without my stapler!
You know, you know, the blue 'Drugs Destroy' one they gave us on our last day as Zhonghua students.


That's it. I'm going on a house-wide search for that precious little thing. And in the meanwhile steal some erasers and pencils.


I'm also in need of a blue pen and a red pen.


Donations would be very much appreciated.


So would comments.